(thing) by m_turner Thu Sep 21 2000 at 1:37:30
(This is an original parody of the MSDS for water)

  1. Product Information
    Synonyms: Dihydrogen Oxide
    Molecular Weight: 18
    Chemical Formula: H2O
  2. Composition/Information on Ingredients
    • Ingredient: Water (100%) (not Hazardous)
  3. Hazards Identification & First Aid
  4. Fire Fighting Measures
    • Fire: Use water to extinguish
    • Explosion: Umm... yea... right.
    • Fire Extinguishing Media: Yes, it is.
  5. Accidental Release Measures
  6. Physical and Chemical Properties
  7. Disposal Considerations
    • Whatever cannot be saved should be flushed to the sewer.

I like it! 2 C!s