There is no shit. Well, there was until I killed it... "It's all in your head," said ASCIIMan. Why don't you speak for yourself?
I don't believe in anything. Why do you? A list of things Kung does not believe in. The -5 rep suggests that the Everythingians do not believe in Kung. Personally, I don't believe in the Tooth Fairy, but don't leave write-ups about it. If at least you would have explained why you don't believe...
Kung has posted a new write-up under the same title. This one is much better. Though I wish it used <blockquote> instead of <small> - I can barely read it.